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Big, fat, hot mess Catrina joins SarCatholic Chris in a new vlog starting in July!  It will make you laugh.  It will make you cry.  It will make you question your life choices.  Take a break from the depressing and horrific daily news, to listen in on discussions based on uninformed opinions, wild accusations and trivial first-world problems. What is Catrina's beef with JFK?  Want a secret peek into a nudist colony?  How far is too far with plastic surgery?  Discuss the merits of speed walking being a new Olympic sport.  How about weighing in on the fiery debate between mayo or Miracle Whip?  Join Chris and Catrina as they debate, discuss and ponder life's totally unimportant, but strangely fascinating issues.

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The Buyer from Hell

The newest book in the Take This Job series is going to print and will be available by March!  For the real estate agent who has moved Heaven and Earth to make the sale, this story is painfully relatable.  A beach-front view in Boise, Idaho?  A split-level with no stairs?  How about a FICO score that's lower than his IQ?  

Beautifully illustrated by Thamandari Pathirana, closing your next deal will be easier than closing this book.

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Just a Teacher

Printing begins on Just a Teacher on November 4th, which means those who pre-ordered copies can expect them to ship the last week of November!  You'll want to give a copy to every educator you know. 

 

Nose-picking elementary students, junior high terrors or high school delinquents - no matter what age you teach, you can be sure to find one in every class!  Between demanding parents, dwindling budgets and unreasonable administrators, when do you find time to teach?  Just a Teacher will remind every educator that no matter how bad it gets, there is always one thing for which you can be eternally grateful...

 

The perfect gift for friends, relatives, co-workers and bosses working in the education field.

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The Change

The Change has gone to print!  A caustic look at the immeasurable joys of menopause, The Change warns women of the imminent struggles of aging.  From mood swings to facial hair, a rogue bladder to hot flashes, women of a certain age will get a chuckle as they celebrate never again having to worry about getting knocked up! 

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We Love You
(Now, Get Out!)

Printing on We Love You (Now, Get Out!) is complete and pre-orders will begin shipping on October 15th...two weeks earlier than planned!  Your college-bound kids will roll their eyes, while you laugh out loud at this all-too-realistic tale about sending them off to school.

Catrina's personal favorite from the Ugly Truth Series will hit close to home for anyone sending a loved one to college.  You're afraid that they'll end up in jail, or in a cult...but most of all, you're afraid that they'll come back!

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Surprise!
(We're Putting You in a Home)

It seems like only yesterday they were lecturing you about curfews, your attitude and taking responsibility...but now, you're the one in charge.  Are you up for the challenge, or will you check them in to the first retirement home you can find?  You only want the best for them.  But at what cost?

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