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Catrina Carter
Sep 20, 20213 min read
I'll Sort Them All Out Later
The publishing of Different Than Me was completed early. This is the story about how this book came to be.
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Catrina Carter
Nov 24, 20202 min read
The Night Before Christmas 2020 (The Tiger Queen)
He had a small crew made up mostly of losers like convicts and meth-addicts, liars and boozers.
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Catrina Carter
Oct 12, 202011 min read
Relatives: You Can't Live With Them...You Can't Kill Them
Every family has one...or ten...
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Catrina Carter
Oct 9, 20206 min read
Surrendering My Mom Card
By thirty eight I'd lowered my standards significantly.
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Catrina Carter
Oct 2, 20204 min read
"Seed, I'm a Problem Solver"
"Rylee, did you wipe?" I asked.
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Catrina Carter
Sep 24, 20203 min read
RIP, Doctor
Everyone says you have to put an end to toxic relationships...
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Catrina Carter
Sep 10, 202012 min read
Why I Abandoned Therapy When I Needed it Most
Nothing builds your confidence like a therapist falling asleep during your session.
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Catrina Carter
Sep 8, 20202 min read
How Shel Silverstein Ruined my Life
Many can recite it. Everyone loved it. And it ruined my life.
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Catrina Carter
Jun 11, 202011 min read
Who's Your Daddy?
I was oblivious to the fact that Rylee was watching me until she pulled my arm and loudly asked, "Could he be my Daddy?"
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Catrina Carter
May 30, 20204 min read
The Most Hated Person in the Office
"You know how there's always one kid who raises their hand and reminds the teacher that he forgot to give out a homework assignment?"
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Catrina Carter
May 29, 20204 min read
Bless Me Father, For I Have Sinned
I took the Lord's name in vain 5,000 times. Which I know sounds like a lot. Father? Can I call you Jason?
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Catrina Carter
May 27, 20206 min read
Baby Humming - A Tale of Life and Death
"Rylee", I asked slowly. "What do you mean you found a brick?"
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Catrina Carter
May 26, 202010 min read
I Can See Paradise by the Fridge Door Light
My life now consisted of alternating states of shivering, crying, excruciating headaches, anger and hunger. It was day three.
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Catrina Carter
May 19, 20206 min read
Embracing Failure with My Feet in the Stirrups
I was half expecting the guy in front of me to turn around and say "Ok, now scoot to the end of the table. Just relax."
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Catrina Carter
May 17, 20204 min read
I Blame Brene
If I was invited to go out for Happy Hour, I was convinced it was only because people were in need of a designated driver.
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