The Night Before Christmas 2020 (The Tiger Queen)
He had a small crew made up mostly of losers like convicts and meth-addicts, liars and boozers.
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Catrina Carter
- Oct 12, 2020
- 11 min
Relatives: You Can't Live With Them...You Can't Kill Them
Every family has one...or ten...
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Catrina Carter
- Oct 9, 2020
- 6 min
Surrendering My Mom Card
By thirty eight I'd lowered my standards significantly.
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Catrina Carter
- Oct 2, 2020
- 4 min
"Seed, I'm a Problem Solver"
"Rylee, did you wipe?" I asked.
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Catrina Carter
- Sep 24, 2020
- 3 min
RIP, Doctor
Everyone says you have to put an end to toxic relationships...
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Catrina Carter
- Sep 8, 2020
- 2 min
How Shel Silverstein Ruined my Life
Many can recite it. Everyone loved it. And it ruined my life.
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Catrina Carter
- Jun 11, 2020
- 11 min
Who's Your Daddy?
I was oblivious to the fact that Rylee was watching me until she pulled my arm and loudly asked, "Could he be my Daddy?"
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Catrina Carter
- May 29, 2020
- 4 min
Bless Me Father, For I Have Sinned
I took the Lord's name in vain 5,000 times. Which I know sounds like a lot. Father? Can I call you Jason?
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Catrina Carter
- May 27, 2020
- 6 min
Baby Humming - A Tale of Life and Death
"Rylee", I asked slowly. "What do you mean you found a brick?"
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Catrina Carter
- May 26, 2020
- 10 min
I Can See Paradise by the Fridge Door Light
My life now consisted of alternating states of shivering, crying, excruciating headaches, anger and hunger. It was day three.
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Catrina Carter
- May 20, 2020
- 6 min
Embracing Failure with My Feet in the Stirrups
I was half expecting the guy in front of me to turn around and say "Ok, now scoot to the end of the table. Just relax."
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Catrina Carter
- May 17, 2020
- 4 min
I Blame Brene
If I was invited to go out for Happy Hour, I was convinced it was only because people were in need of a designated driver.
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